Funny “Selective Hearing” T-Shirt – Sarcastic Humor Tee for Dog Lovers & Smartmouths Please Note: (Sizes may run slightly small)
Funny “Selective Hearing” T-Shirt – Sarcastic Humor Tee for Dog Lovers & Smartmouths Please Note: (Sizes may run slightly small)
| (Sizes may run slightly small) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Say it loud (or don’t hear it at all) with this hilarious “I Have Selective Hearing – Sorry, You Weren’t Selected Today” T-shirt. Featuring bold text and a funny cartoon dog graphic, this tee is perfect for anyone who tunes out nonsense — intentionally or not!
Made from premium airlume-combed ring-spun cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and ideal for everyday wear. Whether you’re a sarcastic soul, a dog owner who relates too much, or someone who just enjoys a good laugh, this shirt hits the mark.
It’s witty, comfortable, and guaranteed to get smiles (even if you pretend not to hear them).
✅ Product Features
- Super-soft airlume-combed ring-spun cotton for lasting comfort
- Lightweight, breathable, and durable
- Unisex retail fit with classic crew neckline
- Bold, easy-to-read white print with humorous dog graphic
- Perfect gift for sarcastic friends, pet lovers, and chronic “selective hearers”
🧺 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Iron on low heat if needed
- Do not dry clean
EU representative: Moving with the Binkleys LLC, binkley@MwB813.com, 3111 Dunstable Drive, Land O Lakes, FL, 34638, US
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean